The flamingo anti-witch.

I’ve been thinking about what I’ve been told, once…

I’ve been told about that beautiful little girl who slept with sunglasses in order of not being seen by the crocodiles which were sleeping under her bed in the night time… They couldn’t see her because of her sunglasses and thus she could sleep tightly. She also tried with an umbrella, but I believe that sleeping with an umbrella must have been quite tricky…

My critters are experts in all sorts of nightmares, ghosts, witches, monsters and so on. And that, thanks to their big eyes, glowing in the dark and scaring away nightmares. But I notice that some of them were actually more specialized in certain kind of things, like for exemple, an attack of flamingos will be more efficient on witches, since they kind of have the same ” crooked nose”. Witches have then, a tendency to think, that they are related. Then they can be approached easier, and pinched heavily.

Another example with the Pelicans. They are very good at scaring away ogres. And their technic is also quite simple. They use to keep a LOT of food in their gaping maw (yes, that’s why that part of their body looks quite big).  Food which will attract ogres… because everybody knows that ogres think with their stomach, right? And then, just like the witches, they will end up pinched heavily…

Though the “sunglasses-trick” might have been efficient, I wish I had at that time a set of octopuses ready… Yes, the best weapon for crocodiles, it’s octopuses. They can tie up the big crocodiles’ mouth with their long tentacles and then tickle the rest of the crocodiles. Very very efficient. They usually don’t last.

But kids, don’t you worry. Soon, plenty of new mobiles will be available: geese anti-monster, pelicans anti-ogre, flamingos anti-witch and so on. And you will be certain that you won’t have to use any sunglasses or umbrellas to sleep peacefully.

Sleep tight 🙂

_MG_4673traité_ok

_MG_4792traité_ok

Dear Louise… Chère Louise…

Dear Louise,

Thanks to the Fairy Mariette, I’ve heard that you were arrived in the world a couple of weeks ago. So, welcome, I hope it’s still also confortable and cozy as in your tummy’s mummy.

For this occasion, I send you goose‘s Ptitsmobile, you are going to understand very fastly that it will be helpful for starting your life.

The goose can protect you in your sleep, for example if sometimes you are scared by bad dreams, monster or I don’t know what in your bedroom, the goose will be here with their phosophorescent eyes specialised in the detection of bad dreams or monsters. And when the goose eyes detect bad dreams and monsters, they catch them and pinch them with their beaks! You can understand easily that in this condition they don’t stay longer!

Of course like everything, sometimes the phosphorescent eyes detector doesn’t work very well, and it’s possible that your parents will be pinch too, buuuuut, nothing is perfect and it’s better to pinch parents and bad dreams and have a good sleep than pinch nobody and sleep bad! And you can be happy because last time, I’ve send hermit crab, and now I have troubles with parents who are pinch all the time by them (I don’t know why) and beleive me a pinch of hermit crab this is not a pinch of geese! That hurts much more!

So I hope you’re going to enjoy your life with your news friends…

Take care

E.

Ps: You can find in attached a picture of new critters, the guinea-fowl for fridge, I could tell you this story anothertime!


Chère Louise,

J’ai appris grâce à la Fée Mariette que tu étais venue au monde il y a quelques jours. Alors, bienvenue! J’espère que c’est aussi douillet et confortable ici que dans le ventre de ta maman.

Pour cette occasion, je t’envoie un Ptitsmobile Oie, tu vas vite te rendre compte combien il te sera utile. Les oies vont te protéger dans ton sommeil, quand par exemple tu feras de mauvais rêves ou qu’il y aura des monstres dans ta chambre. Les yeux phosphorescents des oies sont des détecteurs à monstres et à cauchemars… et quand ils en ont repérés, les monstres et les cauchemars sont attrapés et pincés par les oies! Tu imagines que dans de telles conditions, ils ne resteront pas bien longtemps à t’importuner.

Par contre, rien n’est parfait et il peut arriver que le détecteur à montres ne fonctionne pas très bien. Il n’est pas rare que certains parents soient pincés… Maaaaaais la vie est ainsi faite et il vaut mieux pincer parents et monstres et dormir tranquille la nuit plutôt que de ne rien pincer du tout et faire de mauvais rêves! Et puis tu peux t’estimer heureuse car j’ai envoyé dernièrement un Ptitsmobile Bernard l’hermite, et j’ai de gros problèmes avec les parents qui se font pincer régulièrement et, crois moi un pincement de crabe c’est bien plus douloureux qu’un pincement d’oie!

Bon, je te souhaite une belle vie avec tes nouveaux amis.

Prends soin de toi.

E.

Ps: tu trouveras en attaché une photo de mes nouvelles bestioles, les pintades de frigo… mais je t’en dirai plus une autre fois.