Let me introduce you the narwhale

Let’s just pretend that you’re asleep, in your warm bed, when suddenly you get disturbed by a creepy monster, or just a nightmare, whatever. Very annoying indeed. But I have a solution. The narwhale. Narwhales have a loooooooong pointy “tusk” which actually is one of there tooth which forgot to stop growing. The meaning of that long tooth is to actually sense stuff around just like a thermometer would mesure the temperature, the tusk would mesure ions and “feel” the food around, like “oh gosh it smells like bacon here!!”, yeah, that’s what the tusk would mesure. But in my world, it doesn’t only detect and probe the food, it also POKE MONSTERS! Yes, it pokes them, skewers them (gently), and when the tusk is full, they sneeze a BIG time, and blow them away. I haven’t seen it myself, but I have been told.

So If you feel like getting one of the narwhale mobile, here you go.

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And you’ll also find some sweet sweet whales:) They don’t have any tusks, but they do smile a lot, and unfortunately, they don’t really brush that often their teeth (don’t do that kids!), and end up having a very bad breath. Which is a very good weapon to keep a certain distance between monsters and you. You won’t be bothered by the smell, though if you see that the whales are making weird faces, it might be because they are bothered by each others breath (or their own…), but they will for sure be efficient against creepy stuff.

They look cute though, don’t you think?

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Sweet dreams kids!

Stingray…ny day!

It’s a rainy day today… I wanted to go outside to take some pictures of mushrooms (again!?) yes, again. What can I do, it’s the perfect season, it’s the perfect place, and I don’t know why but I love that. When I was a kid I was use to cut up in a plant’s journal the picture of mushrooms, and I watched them again and again and again… If you asked me right now to find 3 objects to bring on a desert island, I would say one of my book of mushrooms, my camera and my swiss army knife. I’m addicted to mushrooms and I don’t want to be cured.

So, a rainy day, a sunday, I don’t want to go right now under the rain, I should be angry. I’m not. I’m not because first of all rain equal new mushrooms in a couple of days! (crazy girl) and then, because I’ve made a crazy discover today…

I was supposed to take care of the laundry today, (perfect when the weather is crapy…) so I went to the basement (I live at the 4th floor and in Aarhus the washing machine and the dry machine are shared in the basement, which is I think a very good idea.) So, I went there, I open the door of the washing machine to put some clothes in it and I saw in the dark six big shiny eyes! Damn, what the hell is that!? Should I put my hand in the machine to see what it is? I don’t know, I don’t want  to be bit! But, anyway, I have to do something! Maybe, I can try to ask:

Me: “soooo, hi, who are you?”

The big eyes : “Finally, here you are! We are waiting for you, since yesterday!”

Me: ” Um, ok ok. But um, am I supposed to know you?

The big eyes : “Yes, of course you know us! We were together yesterday on the beach! It’s thank to us that you found many peace of driftwood!”

Indeed, I was yesterday on the beach to find some piece of driftwood. Each time I go there, it’s like I’m in my bubble, I sing always the same song (There, There – Radiohead), I’m drugged by the iodine, the wind, and the world may stop spinning I did not account…

Me:” Can I see you better? Because from here I don’t know who am I talking about”

The big eyes: ” Sure…””Do you recognize us now?”

Look at this… three angry stingrays in the washing machine… Have you ever seen that before? Me neither!

After a while, the stingrays explain me that yesterday, they went back with me on my bicycle, I remember that after the beach, I went to the basement to start a new washing machine, and that I forgot my bag with the wood in the basement. They wanted water so they went inside the machine… I promised to them that the next time I will pay more attention… So if you want to see stingray not angry anymore, you can go here

bye for now and check your washing machine…

The shop is open! La boutique est ouverte!

This is such a good new don’t you think? Ooooooooh yes it is… After 3 month (maybe more?) without new mobiles, that’s a shame! I know I know… But I was a bit disrupted, you know what? BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS TRYING TO COPYING WHAT I AM DOING!! And this is just unacceptable… Of course people forget that each piece of my “collection” are protected, and you can’t reproduce them. And people forget that it’s a piece of you, you put in your creation, this is because of what you are that you do what you do, and that gives to your creation a soul… Of course I’m going to show you a picture of this crappy thing, and I will be very glad if each person who are reading this post, can show this post and this picture to everybody! Like this all the earth will know what this person does. Because I’m  nice, I’m not going to reveal the name… But if it starts again, I’ll do it! UNDERSTOOD?

No more suspense, here we go: Grrrrrrrrh!

I know, I know, like me you’re disgusted… I just comfort myself by wondering which soul you can put in that stuff??

Anyway, I forget the essential, the shop is open, and that makes me happy!

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En français!

La boutique est ouverte!!! C’est une sacrée bonne idée non? Après 3 mois (peut-être même plus) sans ajouter de nouveaux mobiles dans la boutique… Mais il faut savoir qu’il y avait une bonne raison à tout ça… J’étais un peu tourmentée, car je me suis aperçue  que QUELQU’UN AVAIT ESSAYé DE COPIER MES BESTIOLES!!!!! Et ça, c’est tout simplement inacceptable… Il ne faut pas oublier que chaque pièce que je modèle est protégée! Et les gens oublient parfois que c’est une part de vous que vous mettez dans vos créations, que de part votre histoire, votre parcours, voilà ce que vous êtes capable de faire et de raconter, et c’est tout cela qui donne une âme à vos créations. Bien sur je vais vous montrer cette horrible chose, et je serais ravie si chacun d’entre vous qui lisez ces lignes, puissiez faire circuler ce post que toute la terre entière sache ce que cette personne fait! Parce que je suis quelqu’un de bien, je ne donnerai pas de nom, mais si cette personne recommence, je le ferai! COMPRIS?

Sans plus attendre, l’objet du délit : Grrrrrrrrh!

Je sais, je sais, comme moi vous êtes écoeurés… La seule chose qui me réconforte c’est de me dire “mais qu’elle âme on peut bien mettre la dedans!?”

Enfin, j’en oublie l’essentiel, la boutique est OUVERTE! Et ça, ça me rend heureuse!

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